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heiresssansparent[When the feed clicks on, Emily is smiling. She's in her hotel room in Violet city, and she's surrounded by Pokemon. They're still obviously babies, though some are much older. Gallade, her starter, is just sort of hanging in the back watching everything like a silent protector. She's been in Violet City with Blake for a while now, and he hasn't met all of her friends yet, and she's about to fix that! She wants to get the first meeting on camera, too, because it's sure to be awesome. She doesn't realize it's actually a live feed though, she just thinks the camera is recording things. Oops.
Just then, a knock on the door comes.]
Oh, he's here! Alright everyone, be on your best behaviour!
[Emily had said she had something to show him, and sounded excited about it. Blake can't begin to guess what that means. It's a persistent, weird miracle that they get along at all, and that she's okay with him being her de facto guardian. He's not gonna ask too many questions.]
[Blake opens the door] Hey Emily-
[And is met by more than a dozen pairs of eyes fixed on him. Every surface in the room is covered in animals.]
Holy hell.
[Despite Emily's command to behave themselves, instantly all of her Pokemon except for Corvo rush at him once the door is closed behind him. He doesn't have long to stare at them before he's bum rushed by all of them. He has Pokemon all over him a second later. Eevee, Tympole, Ekans, Weedle, Taillow, Ponyta and several others are all fighting for his attention. Weedle shoots a stringshot at him and pulls itself onto Blake's shoulder. Taillow flies onto Blake's head and begins nesting there. Others paw and nuzzle into him.]
Oh look, they want to be your friend, Mr. Lieutenant Blake!
[That is a stampede of adorable little bastards headed straight for him.]
[There's birds and furry things and something like a deranged tadpole, and one of those fire horses is headbutting his knee and he doesn't even know how his pants aren't on fire. When he feels something sticky on his shoulder he nearly smacks it. You do not swat a little girl's pet, even if it is a giant fucking earthworm]
[There is a bird on his head. There is a bird on his head.]
[There's no suppressing the instinct to flail around.]
Get off me!
[Emily can't help but giggle at his reaction. Honestly he's lucky that her Onix is confined outside right now, otherwise it would probably be joining the party, too! And that would not bode well for anyone, least of all Blake. And she's also pretty sure that he won't actually hurt any of them, so his flailing doesn't bother her too much.
She goes to pick up the camera so she can get a better shot, and then she pauses when she notices something. 'Live'. Which... means she's broadcasting this whole thing to everyone.]
...Oops.
[Tiny and adorable is bad enough without throwing in a hug from a snake made of rocks.]
[There's a tadpole flopping at his feet and a worm-thing draping around his neck like the world's worst idea of a feather boa, while he tries to shake the bird off his arm. All it does is flap and tweet. How can little bird toes be that strong?]
Oops what?
[He looks up and sees the little red light on the camera. He freezes, hand still wrapped around the purple snake he was trying to pry off his waist]
Aw hell.
[Emily goes to shut off the video just as there's a slight rumble and an Onix peeks its head in the window to see what's going on. The feed cuts off just before Cubone decides to throw it's bone at Blake's head to get his attention.]
Just then, a knock on the door comes.]
Oh, he's here! Alright everyone, be on your best behaviour!
[Emily had said she had something to show him, and sounded excited about it. Blake can't begin to guess what that means. It's a persistent, weird miracle that they get along at all, and that she's okay with him being her de facto guardian. He's not gonna ask too many questions.]
[Blake opens the door] Hey Emily-
[And is met by more than a dozen pairs of eyes fixed on him. Every surface in the room is covered in animals.]
Holy hell.
[Despite Emily's command to behave themselves, instantly all of her Pokemon except for Corvo rush at him once the door is closed behind him. He doesn't have long to stare at them before he's bum rushed by all of them. He has Pokemon all over him a second later. Eevee, Tympole, Ekans, Weedle, Taillow, Ponyta and several others are all fighting for his attention. Weedle shoots a stringshot at him and pulls itself onto Blake's shoulder. Taillow flies onto Blake's head and begins nesting there. Others paw and nuzzle into him.]
Oh look, they want to be your friend, Mr. Lieutenant Blake!
[That is a stampede of adorable little bastards headed straight for him.]
[There's birds and furry things and something like a deranged tadpole, and one of those fire horses is headbutting his knee and he doesn't even know how his pants aren't on fire. When he feels something sticky on his shoulder he nearly smacks it. You do not swat a little girl's pet, even if it is a giant fucking earthworm]
[There is a bird on his head. There is a bird on his head.]
[There's no suppressing the instinct to flail around.]
Get off me!
[Emily can't help but giggle at his reaction. Honestly he's lucky that her Onix is confined outside right now, otherwise it would probably be joining the party, too! And that would not bode well for anyone, least of all Blake. And she's also pretty sure that he won't actually hurt any of them, so his flailing doesn't bother her too much.
She goes to pick up the camera so she can get a better shot, and then she pauses when she notices something. 'Live'. Which... means she's broadcasting this whole thing to everyone.]
...Oops.
[Tiny and adorable is bad enough without throwing in a hug from a snake made of rocks.]
[There's a tadpole flopping at his feet and a worm-thing draping around his neck like the world's worst idea of a feather boa, while he tries to shake the bird off his arm. All it does is flap and tweet. How can little bird toes be that strong?]
Oops what?
[He looks up and sees the little red light on the camera. He freezes, hand still wrapped around the purple snake he was trying to pry off his waist]
Aw hell.
[Emily goes to shut off the video just as there's a slight rumble and an Onix peeks its head in the window to see what's going on. The feed cuts off just before Cubone decides to throw it's bone at Blake's head to get his attention.]
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on 2013-05-05 02:20 am (UTC)Life's tough. Better for kids to learn that fast.
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on 2013-05-05 03:21 am (UTC)[Even if it keeps yanking on his sleeve with its teeth to try to get him to play.]
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on 2013-05-05 03:26 am (UTC)At least you don't have to catch any more Pokemon yourself.
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on 2013-05-05 06:21 am (UTC)These are all hers. I keepkdsfg a nice, simple team.
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on 2013-05-05 06:27 am (UTC)You might get adopted by some of them. That's how cats work.
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on 2013-05-05 02:37 pm (UTC)Wait.l, who are you anyway?
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on 2013-05-05 02:44 pm (UTC)Rude. It's a weird name, yeah.
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on 2013-05-05 03:07 pm (UTC)hfghold on l;k;lk let me get this godddamn thing to sdstop jumping on me
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on 2013-05-05 03:18 pm (UTC)[Really, with all the trouble people had with their Pokemon, why not just keep them in their Pokeballs? There's no need to walk around with a circus troupe.]
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on 2013-05-06 03:26 am (UTC)One down. However the hell many to dlsjfkjlsdfjhfakljkd
[Somebody just got a squawking bird in the face.]
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on 2013-05-08 02:01 pm (UTC)